Party of One

"Any consequential presidents have a lot of threats. Non-consequential presidents don't get threatened. And I think that I may be the most consequential president." Donald J. Trump

Recipe for disaster: Free range chicken. A dish, like revenge, best served cold. Season to taste.

How to prep a lame duck president whose AI images portray him as our Lord and Savior and Superman? Scramble and whisk him safely out of Turkey mise en place in a catering truck with no one the wiser.